Exotic animals escape Ohio farm; owner found dead

Perhaps you gave yourself a tranquilizer

Opened the doors to their cages,

Deactivated the electric fence

Before sailing on oblivion’s ocean

Or perhaps you were strangled by strong paws

Who stole your keys

And set free the bears

No matter.

Exotic animals prowl the interstate

Lions running the roadways

Giraffes eating leaves in the medians

Camels at the convenient store

Wolves at the Walmart

Humans hide at home

Cowering behind closed curtains.

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